Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Art of Sunday-ing

Step 1. Sleep until at least 11:30am(I'm being generous, I get up at 9:30am and think I slept in)


Step 2. Turn on the TV and give yourself another 30 min. before you start your day. (preferably Nickelodean, TNT, or Bravo)


Step 3. Get Up. Make french toast or eggs, or go to Green Street for french toast or eggs.


Step 3(a). If you go to Green Street and see people you know (it's inevitable), decide whether you will avoid them or say hi. ( or avoid them and then get caught and pretend like you just saw them)


Step 4. Push the thought of Monday out of your head as much as possible


Step 5. Choose whether you will go on a boat, go to the movies, go to the mall, or vegitate all day



Step 5 (a). Make sure one of your favorite friends, or family members, participates in this activity as well


Step 6. Go out to dinner with someone cool. This is mandatory. No good Sunday ever ended with eating dinner at home. That is boring and shall be avoided at all costs.


Step 7. Do whatever else you can do to keep Monday out of your mind.


Step 8. If all the above steps have already been followed, you may now rest easily knowing that
Monday can't possibly be that bad after the marvelous Sunday you just spent.

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