- My dog, Olive, has a strange habit of biting this hackey-sack kinda ball and getting her lil teeth stuck within the stitching. She cries and has mini panic attacks, as do I, while I try to take it out yet 45 seconds later, shes back at it. In conclusion, dogs, just like humans, never learn.
- Rihanna, why are you telling 'rude boy' to come here? Didn't you learn your lesson? Tell 'rude boy' to get away. Women can be so stupid. Geez.
- I love my job so much that I think I may just die there and it makes me think they should have a poster on the door saying "This is where people come to die" because no one ever quits. As I said, just a random thought.
- If Kathia, My brother, or any other person tells me one more time to eat a hamburger, I may kill a small school of fish. Enough. I eat. I also run alot and have a resting heart rate of 23423 beats per minute due to my triple consumption of 'cortaditos'.
- In another life, I was a swing dancer. FACT. There is nothing better than being flipped, turned, and knotted in cool dance tricks.
- Ive kept the same hair color for 9 months now. Monumental.
- Facebook is like a scrapbook and for that I am forever grateful. Very refreshing to know that when my 10343453 pics magically deleted off my dieing computer, they were all luckily saved on Mark Zuckerberg's 'Magic Memory Sustainer'.
- Radiohead.
- I dont know what to do memorial weekend and I like it. Im finally at that special place I was in during 2007 where I was very content staying at the apartment all by myself all memorial weekend. I'm happiest when I feel happiest alone. Sick. Cool. Weird. Awesome. Strange. GREAT.
- Monday is my favorite evening of the week. A time for looking back and looking ahead. I love it.
- If you dont have the volume up right now, I probably dislike you.
- I went from 1300 friends to 500 friends. Im sorry, all. That was a Colombian temper tantrum at its finest.
- For some reason, Bigdaddy.com hasnt called me to renew my website and I'm nervous. My public diary is going to disappear into thin air and I will be oh-so-sad.
- 'To Gillian on her 37th Birthday' is a very underrated movie.
- 'Young Folks' and 'Malibu' are my favorite love songs. Particularly because I dont suppose too many people think they are in fact love songs.
- Andy Fernandez is my uber talented, uber cool friend. Check out his music: http://soundcloud.com/doma_studios/07-not-worth-the-trouble
- Cyrina Fiallo is my other uber talented, uber cool friend. Check out her movie 'MADE: The Movie" premiering on MTV in August.
- Me, my only attempt at talent is trying to communicate my thoughts in a way which other people can relate. And prying hackey-sacks out of lil poodle-like creatures.
Eat more hamburgers. Luv, Tim
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