I decided to switch it up and interview/survey someone else.
I chose Danny Cardenas, one of my favoritest/bestest/coolest friends. I'd like to give everyone a perspective into what the 'male mind' thinks and ponders about life, family, sports, and....women.
_____________________________________________
1.What are you most proud of? My Family
2.What is your topmost ambition in life?I’ve bounced around this idea a lot lately but I think I figured it out. I want to find what I love to do most and become a millionaire doing it.
3. Someone gives you $1million dollars right now, first thing you buy? this $37,000 Audemars Piguet watch then I’d buy some real estate.
4.If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? Nothing, Im perfect. Fine, Im not. I would change my eyes. I can’t see for shit
5.What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex? Well, this is an unfair question. If I answer this question with a part of the female body, I’m “shallow”. If I answer with some personality trait I’m some kind of hopeless romantic. So I’ll just give you one of each: Tits and Ass ;)
6.The best place to pick up chicks- Lately, the Florida Room. I’m batting 1.000 there.
7.If a girl wants to scare you away on the first date she should…: Very simple, have bad feet or chipped nail polish, I can’t stand that.
8. Whats something people would never guess about you? I’m married.
9.What is your favorite time of day and why? Gym/Sports time. Doesn’t matter what time of day it is.
10.Top 3 things you look for in a girl- How about I give you four? Smart, funny, Hott and Feet, yes I said it. Feet. You see, naturally, I’ll wake up every day and be attracted to either legs, lips or their butt etc . But feet…. I can’t even go out on a date with you if I don’t like your feet. IM convinced when I “re-“ marry it will be with the first woman I meet with perfect feet.
11.If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?Pizza
12.The best place in the world is?Miami, hands down. All other places, as intriguing and as beautiful as they may be, lose their majesty within 10 days of me being there.
13.What is the last thing you ate?Blue Bell Ice Cream- Vanilla/Chocolate Dutch, Cookies and Cream and Strawberry. No Joke.
14.What is the most annoying trait about the opposite sex?well, there is like a fajillion “most” annoying traits of the opposite sex but for this survey let’s just say the constant desire to naggggg. Nag nag nag. Something is always wrong. Why!!!!?
15.What are you most scared of? Failure
16. Your ideal date consists of...?- 1st date- dinner then drinks(trying to get lucky) subsequent dates- dinner and a movie
17. If you could have any pet what would it be and why: A dog duh. Man’s best friend.
18. If you could give one bit of advice to women everywhere what would it be: Just let it go…
19. your all time favorite movie: The expendables. Ok, I know it’s not even out yet but with a cast that consists of every action film actor I’ve ever known and loved it just has to be by default.
20. where do you see yourself in 15 years? honestly, I don’t know where I see myself next year let alone 15 yrs from now. I can’t see that far ahead. Maybe its my ADD.
21.if you could have any job what would it be: Action Film Star
22. if you could change your name what would it be: I like my brother’s name, Derek. Bold, strong, intimidating and unique enough to stand out.
23. the sweetest thing youve ever done for a girl: I once asked a girl to marry me.
24. the sweetest thing a girls ever done for you: she said 'yes' when i asked her to marry me.
25. your stranded on a desert island with only 3 things what are they? I have fantastic survival skills and a great sense of direction. So just give me 3 different women and ill figure out the rest.
26. boxers or briefs? My boys need to be held tight and securely, briefs 1000%.
27. rainy days in bed or sunny days on the boat? both have pros and cons but you can’t show off your lats and traps in bed, so let’s go sunny boat days.
28. superman or spider man and why: superman. It’s gross to have weird shit come out of your forearm and let’s face it flying and being able to beat the crap out of anyone has to be the shit.
29. if you could have any super power what would it be: invisibility ;) buahaha
30. something you wish more women understood: the concept of football Sundays and a man’s need to do well in fantasy football.
31. something you wish you could figure out about women: What’s realllllly more important to them: Money or everything else? Little scoundrels....
32. the best piece of advice youd give a guy that had no game: Pick a new hobby! Nah jk. It’s pretty funny you ask me this. I’ve actually begun composing a handbook for guys just like this. I’ve compiled some words of wisdom from fellow friends who I consider to have “game” and obviously a lot of my own work is in there too. For this Guy I’d tell him “confidence man, confidence “ Women pick up on that like it’s the hottest sex pheromone your body can excrete.
33. what do you think is most charming about yourself I think my picture is posted up there right? hahaah Alright I’m kidding again. - Fine, fine I don’t know! who asksss this to someone? You tell me, Nicole!
(meh....you're kinda dorky..that's pretty charming i guess)
34. if you had an ad on dating website and could only write 10 words about yourself what would it be: “…….enough about me would you like to grab dinner & drinks?”
35. do you want to have children? and if so how many: yes, 2 or 4 but has to be even number. Someone is always left out when it’s an odd number and that isn’t cool.
36. if you could go back in time and change everything would you: not everything but I definitely would have made some changes.
37. the most important lesson youve learned in life: Gambling is the dumbest f***** thing a person can do. God damn what a waste, im so stupid and retarded. (you can tell I still haven’t gotten over vegas from last month)
38. first piece of dating advice youll give your children: depends, son or daughter? Son- wear a condom. Daughter- (in a real nice soft loving voice) “sweetheart dating is a word that only exists in movies. YOU just hang out with your girlfriends and be home by midnight on the weekends, ok?”
39. would you rather be rich or famous: hard to be one without the other, no? but Rich would be my answer.
40. What things do girls do that they think they are cool but really they look stupid? I may take some heat on this depending on who reads it.. But girls that cheer really loudly for sports or act like they really know what’s going on (even if they REALLY do know) I just think look stupid. Don’t get me wrong Its great that a girl enjoys going to a game or asks about what’s going on but if your cheering louder than me or your closer to the tv than me when the fins or heat announce their 1st round draft pic, your just like me, a barbarian and “im not bout”
41. Best way for a girl to approach a guy or grab his attention? 41Just make eye contact and smile, we’ll take care of the rest. Unless it’s the guy from question # 32 , then you just may have to shake the shit out of him to get his attention.
42.Favorite Outfit a girl could wear? I need to see legs. Show me a low-cut short dress with serious heals.
43. What constitutes a slut? Ok ill condense my essay long answer into a few words.. A girl who consistently and actively seeks men for the same reasons we seek them.
( or she could dress like the girl you desribe in #42 ;)
44. Best advice your mom gave you about women? Im stumped. I don’t remember. She just wanted to make sure I dated a girl with good values and from a good family.
45. And last but certainly not least, what is your favorite thing about Nicole Katrina ;)? Nicole is a very interesting individual and if you haven’t had the chance to meet her I suggest you do. She will and can always entertain you. example, she just texted me “chicken quesadilla wrap or chicken cesar” I don’t know nic whatever the hec you feel like eating. You see, constant entertainment. She’s a pretty girl , a smart girl and a very witty one who will eat taco bell with you at 4am. But my fav thing so far is that she’s been a great friend to me during what has been a difficult 10 months. Thanks Nic!
(awww...insert ((hug)) emoticon :)
No comments:
Post a Comment