- i love you, justin bobby. especially after that Costa Rica episode. i wont judge you and will never question you. i promise.
- its awkward when my boss walks into my office and my computer screen reads "Beginners Guide to Keeping Seahorses"
- build-it-yourself = break-it-yourself-then-buy-a-new-one.
- i dont like how i can directly see into apartments in the Santa Maria at night. i look over my shoulder in a creepy manner sometimes to see if anyone can in fact see me as well.
- i am going to the Lady Gaga concert in one week with my very own Lady Gaga. I am dressing as Gaga in Poker Face and Ash is dressing as herself.
- Regions bank is lending a lot of money to businesses and people. including loans for boat purchases. this looms over me like a dark rain cloud of temptation.
- when the girls from the office came over for dinner and drinks last Friday, i introduced them to 'Never Have I ever'.....i can never look at them the same. wrong move, nic.
- "if you really loved me you'd buy me a Rumba", are words i never thought id say.
- calling my sister, andi, who is in college for the first time and hearing her say "hey, cool, every things great, talk to you later" makes me understand why parents get frustated with one word answers. TELL ME MORE!!
- rule #1. when making up excuses for being late, confirm your alibis. thank you, percy avetrani, and zak mann for the assist.
- if you are interested in selling your business, contact me. (yes, that sounded like a cheesy car salesman line but i meant it.)
- i wake up greedy Monday mornings solely to get me through the week and keep me motivated. you should try it, it'll give you an entire new perspective towards the business world and the corporate rat-race. but please dont make it a mon-sun routine. no one likes those kinda people.
- 'I am..I can..I will' is written on the post-it note attached to my computer. my coworkers roll their eyes at me and i respond with 'shutup loserface'
- Buddha Bar CD, Pinot Grigio, my candle latern, and the moon make for a perfect evening.
- someone sent me a link to the song Drake-Fancy and said 'here, this is for you'. um best compliment ever?
- looking at my co-worker, alex, and telling him ' i think today is cookie day' is my favorite thing to do. especially the few times he obliges and goes to Subway to buy us cookies.
- my ear and pony tail made it on the cover of Corporate Run Results booklet. My boss and Alex are smack dab front and center. Im pretty sure those are the makings of a successful team captain.
- i have no dvd player and insist that OnDemand replaces that cost equally. please don't tell me otherwise.
- one of my favorite observations about my friends and i is how we like to avoid others at all cost. texts such as "im in publix hiding from _____ cause i dont wanna say hi" and "please call this number first to see who it is" or "oh no im walking down the street and i see _____ please talk to me to distract". such people-persons we are.
- my list of priorities for my home furnishings are as follows : seahorse aquarium, two seperate art works for dining room walls, Tv for my room. oh, seahorses.
thats all. alex is here with my cookie. ttfn, ta ta for now.
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